Financials
Where your money goes
We believe in radical transparency, and in hats. Here is every dollar from the 2026 fiscal year.
| Category | Share | Notes |
|---|---|---|
| Top hats | 100% | Silk where possible, felt where necessary |
| Administration | 0% | Covered by a separate fund and a single very old top hat passed around at meetings |
| Fundraising | 0% | Katell asks people in person, politely |
| Fedoras | 0% | Never |
| Monocles | 0.0% | Pilot funded separately; rounds to zero |
40,112
hats distributed
$0
spent on anything else
4.0
stars from Hat Navigator
1
very old meeting hat